War Prayer 022

2009 March 2

(sexuality)

War Prayer 022

Theresa drove home from teaching each day listening to right wing radio. According to these really reliable people, if John Kerry is elected we are going to be attacked by terrorists and Theresa, and apparently every other woman on Earth, will be captured, raped, and then sold as a sex slave to some Arabian prince in a deal for oil by some multinational corporation.

What’s up with that?

Theresa loved being scared. It’s pretty sexy to be scared. Knowing some terrorist might come through the door and suicide bomb her (is that a verb now?) or capture her in the name of mighty Allah.

She loved being scared. Being told she will die was so fucking hot. All that pink and purple polka dot terror threat alert shit seriously turned her on. Every time MSNBC reported an elevated terror alert she just had to touch herself. At one point her vibrator was even decorated with each colored level. Some people dig humiliation, others high heels; Theresa was gaining a fetish for terrorism threat levels.

If the radio was right, John Kerry had better win! Her climaxes under the Bush administration just haven’t been as good as they could be. In November, she woke up bright and early to cast a vote for Mr. Kerry and that sexy potty mouthed wife of his who shared her name.

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